Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll have you know, I'm not in Italy. [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. Make my day! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? Eddie Winslow, front and center! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Was I ever! Clarence has under control. And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have. It's a beautiful language. Alright. Rachel Crawford: It's okay, Steve. Robber: [threatens Steve] You! [plugs the cord into the socket]. People stopped and starred, called me names, and some even spit at me. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. Laura Lee Winslow: [in tears] Daddy, everything's a mess! Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. It's fascinating. Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! That's all. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Who? Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. Let eserviate on the bright side. Right now you have over a 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. One Now, let's read it! Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: What'cha gonna do, Willie? Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? 5. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No, I *am* a serious little nerd. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [reveals his empty jacket] He meant the booze that came out of my jacket. Ms. Steuben: Oh, good. Mango? But I like myself, and that makes me cool. So I walked in the library, sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes, there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read. Steve Urkel: A little? Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm not dreaming anymore. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a a really special moment and well, I think we should celebrate it by getting married. Steve Urkel: All right! But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo.". Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. I'm in this class. What's up? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off. Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What're you so happy about? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. And I just got the wax sucked out of my ears! Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't. Waldo, you may go now. No. Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Rachel Crawfish? Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? Come here. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Carl] I know you're stubborn as a mule but you don't have to act like a jackass! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Tries to hold Eddie from pounding their friends] Eddo. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh really, why wasn't I told? Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Laura: Every time we order another course, you bring your chair closer. The Ethical Issues With Stefan Urquelle In Family Matters Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a number. Carl Otis Winslow: [after picking up Eddie who was arrested for gambling] Edward, stop looking around for Steve, he's at his own home having this same conversation with his parents. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. I love you more than life itself. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. You're making me blush. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. Waldo: Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! For that matter why isn't everybody? Chico! Carl Otis Winslow: Well sweetheart, if you feel that strongly about it, maybe you should do something about it. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain dispicable. Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, but only for one month. Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. Harriette Winslow: [Rachel carries on about how sad it is Aunt Clotilda died] She was 94 years old. [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. [smiles]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I prefer to call it sharing. Steve Urkel: Actually, it was my dad who said that. Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . No. Carl Otis Winslow: I know. Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. Eddie, your father left you three messages for you and you never called him back. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Laura Lee Winslow: Hey, my locker's open! He heads downstairs to confront Steve]. I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running. Willie Fuffner: But he wasn't, so chill out ok. Laura Lee Winslow: You just don't get it, do you. All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish. [He leaves the house]. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. He just told you to get lost. Alex Phillips: How 'bout you put your money where your mouth is. Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Laura: Well, that's because you have self-confidence. I'm here. Eddie: If I don't pull at least a C on my midterm exam, I'm gonna flunk Algebra. I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? Then he unfolds it] Well Tell me again. Bye! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Aww that's cute. There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. I'm cooking breakfast. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Carl Otis Winslow: Tomorrow. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. I'm sorry, call you next week? [after Carl comes out of the busted transformation chamber in an Urkel like fashion, due to Myra's tampering]. Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow oh [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]. The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. 4 Mar. The black kids won't talk to the white kids, people are calling each other names, taking sides! Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait? [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. But I have feelings, too. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy. Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! Steve Urkel: You know what, Laura? Rachel Crawford: Good. And I'll be coming home tomorrow. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Clean up your room Edward. Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. Steve Urkel: Oh great! Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. If you have something to say, just spit it out. Judy Winslow: Boring. Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.]. Why, it'll ruin my transcript! Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. I'm on duty? Steve Urkel: Laura? Steve Urkel: Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts. The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . I tried to help you! Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends. Laura Lee Winslow: [enters the room] All right, Curtis. It's late. You had an accident. Steve Urkel: 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Waldo: Thanks for helping me find the gym. Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Steve Urkel | Family Matters Wiki | Fandom Carl Otis Winslow: [after being frightened by Pablo, the stick bug] Did you see the size of that thing? [skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. [crying], Maxine Johnson: [Maxine starts to laugh while talking to Steve] Ooh, hoo hoo. [does Steve's laugh and snort]. Look I clued everybody in. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I call Waldo Faldo up. I can teach you how to cook. Weasel: Yeah chill. Steve is the perfect son. Steve Urkel: My Blood pressure. r/Unexpected on Reddit: Pick up lines as it's peak Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Harriette: At my table, you eat them. It is not empty at all. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money. Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! You have the right to have an attorney present. Or are they just lame? Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. Let's keep this one! Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. Wow, are you wearing a bra? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! The Nineties. Harriette Winslow: Carl I am not a weak, wimpy woman whose afraida to speak her mind. I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! The Day Steve Urkel Was Born. The one-time appearance that turned | by Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's the whole school! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. I love my Army. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Steve Urkel: Hi Harriette, hi Laura, hi Harriette, hi Laura, hi Harriette, oh look, it's Laura! Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Steve Urkel: Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. She imforms Maxine that Steve is safe and Rachel has just taken him home], Willie Fuffner: See officer, everything is fine. Carl Otis Winslow: After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door. Steve Urkel: Don't panic, my love! Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, that's right, how'd you know? Harriette: [still unsympathetic towards Eddie's selfishess] Fair? Empty the cash register! Waldo: I got close once. Carl: If that's the case then I plead guilty. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, now Harriette, that's a bit harsh. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Steve Urkel: Carl, I brought the notes to go over with Laura. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Welcome to Leroy's! 'Steve Urkel' actor launches cannabis brand on 4/20 I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [sympathetically] Eddie, Carl was just about your age when he lost his dad. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. Harriette Winslow: And you meant every word 8 years ago. Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. I was not abrasive. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. "No mo giet itsu mana! Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? No one's ever called you 'shrimp'. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Lionel: Really? Or was it yellow? One minute, "Moo!" Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. Lt. Murtaugh: I dropped the, uh, nerd off next door at the, uh, nerd house. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Why, you might as well drop a boulder on my foot, shove bamboo shoots under my fingernails, or scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baler. 6. [after Steve's Urk-yeast exploded all over the room]. Would you care to heal them with a kiss? Steve Urkel: I'm more of a polka kinda guy. Laura: I do want a guy with something upstairs, but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Five hundred on the line. That's not enough time for Rambo to blow anything up. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Snap, Sidekick: [with the Serpents] All the doo-dah day. I want more Punch! Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Ken: You make me wanna puke! Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? Steve Urkel: Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. Steve Urkel: Ms Steuben, you taught Laura to slow down and stop taking short cuts. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. urkel-steve. Steve Urkel. Quotes.net. Laura: [running in] Guess what? Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. THIS? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Next Saturday. https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. Why can't we share? Wha? [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Steve Urkel Had Some COLD lines for Laura and we all aint peep it Follow N Subscribe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLt1bradMOW81OkAFlIZvfw/subscriberhttps. Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Lt. Murtaugh: Keep the pace, Mr. Backwards Hat! But, I'd be willing to pay you. Stefan Urquelle. Boyd broke my glasses. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Carl Otis Winslow: Or in my case, Hello Rubber Chicken. First of all, this is not a real date. Steve Urkel: I've invented nuclear batteries. Bazooms! All the pins look like Laura! Carl's first word was Donut. I never got an 'A' before. You're my friend. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo come to the Witness Stand. Mont gio sam eea!". Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. Steve looks at Laura], [At The Winslow home in the alternate world]. From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [is chased and hides behind a jock] Hold me back, hold me back. I'm in college. You'll never know how much time you'll have together. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! 7. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Topics Nerd. Carl: This baby has a remote. It helps to determine how much help you need. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Wha? [to Steve] I'm wearing you DOWN, baby! You can stay. I won't be able to take you to the prom. Laura: [gasps] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry please forgive me. You are under arrest! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. Carl Otis Winslow: [ordering in a coffee shop] Just a bearclaw and a coffee. Myrtle Urkel: Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn. Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Steve Urkel: Ready, my sweet? Upload. The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel - CNN Video Hey Steve, would you like a breast? Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! Stupid? I wouldn't know what to charge. Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! I kept quiet last week and I haven't say anything tonight. Do these guys have game? [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]. The next minute rump roast! While he was starring in "Family Matters" as Steve Urkel, White also began a side hustle as another staple of the era's popular culture . Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Steven Quincy Urkel (generally known as Steve Urkel or just simply Urkel) is a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom, Family Matters, who was portrayed by Jaleel White. Steve Urkel: Calm down? Laura: Wait a second. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. Carl: What are you talking about? Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. This is fantastic! I wish I'd never done it. When is that party supposed to be. [sees the kids] Oh my Lord! Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. It's to another restaurant. Steve is clumsy and obsessive yet charismatic and likable. no. Raoul is the new produce manager. Steve Urkel on CBS? Carl Otis Winslow: [furious] Edward is in jail. Have you taken leave of your senses? This means you guys have to go together. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. I will not give you a lock of my hair. Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" I just got a job! Steve Urkel: I've taken a vow of chastity. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Harriette Winslow: You have to understand, back in Detroit where he's from, the police are considered the enemy, so he doesn't trust them. I'll teach you. Okay, first question. And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Oh my God! Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. Whoo! Laura Lee Winslow: One of them is my best friend. The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. Can you imagine that? Uh, Curtis. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that. He couldn't cover his head with his hat. Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. Muskrat Time! How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant? When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. No more chimes. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Steve Urkel: [Rushed] That's all. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. Steve Urkel: Could. Urkel pronouns are the best. [Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. But you know what, I find her very attractive. I may get a B. Laura: Dad, this is serious. "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. Steve Urkel: Oh, why not? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What kind of plans? [Maxine laughs hysterically after she leaves the house]. Steve Urkel: Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. Steve Urkel: I know! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [not knowing Steve and Laura saw each other naked] All right, chicken. 430+ Dirtiest Pick Up Lines Ever - TheStallionStyle You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad.
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